welcome to walmart
roses are red. my ask is open. it's always empty. i'm barely copin'
my name's tori and my cookies are EXTREMELY frosted
Posted on 28th Jul at 5:27 PM, with 4,565 notes




Why is the Pope always an old geezer they should elect a young guy that isn’t on the verge of croaking so they don’t gotta pick a new one so often

introducing the new YOUNG and HOT pope

what the catholic church truly needs is a stone-cold PILF

Tagged: #LMAO,
Posted on 28th Jul at 5:19 PM, with 2,704 notes


*talking to white*
me: hey montgomery we’re friends right? can i ask you a question?
timothy: my name is actually chester but yes
me: why did you pass the chinese
exclusion act in 1882

Posted on 28th Jul at 4:33 PM, with 16,191 notes


when someone drags you and you dont have time to deal with their irrelevant ass


Posted on 28th Jul at 4:27 PM, with 34,954 notes


the way to my heart (take notes boys)

  • stickers
  • mixtapes/playlists in the form of a CD
  • reese’s peanut butter cups
  • temporary tattoos (cats mainly)
  • peach snapple
  • any form of art especially handwritten notes and drawings
  • concert tickets
Tagged: #its tru,
Posted on 28th Jul at 3:27 PM, with 4,891 notes


add this to the national archives so it can never be lost again

Posted on 28th Jul at 2:58 PM, with 4 notes

the news

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