Ooooo kill em. Kill everyone. Slaughter the family. Make sure there is no survivors.
I want a relationship like this
God has been burned and we all watched him die
tiny little turn ons:
- people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk
- catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made
- people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go
- somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking
acknowledge the 1950s
mY FRIEND CHARLES JU ST POSTJED THIS HE PUT LIGHTS ON H IS FUCKIGN PALM TREE AND he diDNT REALIZE IT WOULD LOok LIKE A COCK JIZZING IM CRYING??? ???? ????////// / / / /
yes, pleasethank you!
if it is ur birthday happy birthday and if it isnt happy existing day
What a beautiful sky. I’m gonna fuck it
do NOT fuck the sky. do NOT
i already know where this post is going so im gonna take this chance while everyone is distracted to say one time when i was little i accidentally through a spoon in the trash can and than i was sure my parents were going to kick me out so i packed up all my shit and my gameboy advanced and i left the house and i walked like 1/4 of a mile but then someone called the police and i got taken home