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Posted on 2nd Sep at 12:01 AM, with 33,538 notes

sexbangs:

august 31st, 11:59pm

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Posted on 1st Sep at 8:44 PM, with 172 notes
stereogum:

Who’s the kid on your album cover?That’s my sister’s boyfriend’s daughter.
How’d you select that to be your Bandcamp photo?I just love that photo of her, and one day we were just hanging out and my sister took a bunch of photos of us, and I liked that photo. It’s nice that she really likes me. I take it so personally when a kid doesn’t like you. When I was growing up, I had this little cousin I tried to make laugh one day. There was this thing my mom used to do where she’d bang her elbow in the doorframe — like you’d pretend to hurt yourself, and you’d go, “Help!” And my little cousin looked at me and started bawling her eyes out. It really broke my heart. So now it means so much to me that this little girl is happy when she’s around me.
Q&A: Michael Cera on his surprise album True That
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stereogum:

Who’s the kid on your album cover?
That’s my sister’s boyfriend’s daughter.

How’d you select that to be your Bandcamp photo?
I just love that photo of her, and one day we were just hanging out and my sister took a bunch of photos of us, and I liked that photo. It’s nice that she really likes me. I take it so personally when a kid doesn’t like you. When I was growing up, I had this little cousin I tried to make laugh one day. There was this thing my mom used to do where she’d bang her elbow in the doorframe — like you’d pretend to hurt yourself, and you’d go, “Help!” And my little cousin looked at me and started bawling her eyes out. It really broke my heart. So now it means so much to me that this little girl is happy when she’s around me.

Q&A: Michael Cera on his surprise album True That

Posted on 1st Sep at 4:00 AM, with 306 notes
drownerrs:

kill my ass he was wearing shorts goodbye
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drownerrs:

kill my ass he was wearing shorts goodbye

Tagged: #q,
Posted on 31st Aug at 2:25 PM, with 20,441 notes
trout2:

im going to buy a poster of this
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trout2:

im going to buy a poster of this

Posted on 31st Aug at 2:21 PM, with 214 notes
Anonymous asked: why don't you believe in horses?

unclefather:

they’re just not believable

Posted on 31st Aug at 2:20 PM, with 357,218 notes

ladydarkwolf:

bunnyfood:

Charging the cat

The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.

Posted on 31st Aug at 2:02 PM, with 736 notes
awwww-cute:

My 15 year old cat’s attempt at growling
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awwww-cute:

My 15 year old cat’s attempt at growling

Posted on 31st Aug at 2:00 PM, with 3,488 notes

ezrakoehnig:

AKA that one time Ezra said he’d give you something big enough to tear your ass in two.

Posted on 31st Aug at 1:59 PM, with 11 notes

my grandma just came into my house and said “hey you blonde bitch”

Tagged: #thanks, #post,
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