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Posted on 28th Jul at 5:27 PM, with 4,565 notes

tramampoline:

romankyaryday:

gyarados:

Why is the Pope always an old geezer they should elect a young guy that isn’t on the verge of croaking so they don’t gotta pick a new one so often

introducing the new YOUNG and HOT pope

what the catholic church truly needs is a stone-cold PILF

Tagged: #LMAO,
Posted on 28th Jul at 5:19 PM, with 2,704 notes

maplesuhtori:

*talking to white*
me: hey montgomery we’re friends right? can i ask you a question?
timothy: my name is actually chester but yes
me: why did you pass the chinese
exclusion act in 1882

Posted on 28th Jul at 4:33 PM, with 16,191 notes

1like1prayer:

when someone drags you and you dont have time to deal with their irrelevant ass

image

Posted on 28th Jul at 4:27 PM, with 34,954 notes

jewist:

the way to my heart (take notes boys)

  • stickers
  • mixtapes/playlists in the form of a CD
  • reese’s peanut butter cups
  • temporary tattoos (cats mainly)
  • peach snapple
  • any form of art especially handwritten notes and drawings
  • concert tickets
Tagged: #its tru,
Posted on 28th Jul at 3:27 PM, with 4,891 notes

judemathls:

add this to the national archives so it can never be lost again

Posted on 28th Jul at 2:58 PM, with 4 notes

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