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Posted on 30th Sep at 8:56 PM, with 272,989 notes
bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?""dont patronize me Greg"
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bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

Posted on 30th Sep at 8:53 PM, with 376 notes

breelin:

Steal his look: Ezra Koenig dressed up as a vampire for Halloween

Chanel Jardin de Camélias Illuminating Powder (Limited Edition) - $70

Armani Eyes to Kill Solo Shadow - $32

Alexander McQueen Hooded Velvet-Trimmed Wool Cape - $2,695

A.P.C Mélange Sweatshirt-Style T-shirt - $135

Julie Wolfe Sapphire, Emerald & Gold Triple Pendant Necklace - $615

Posted on 30th Sep at 7:51 PM, with 34,666 notes

foxnewsofficial:

you lose indie points if your fave band has a wikipedia page or any google search results

Posted on 30th Sep at 2:40 PM, with 21,482 notes

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

@ Starbucks

me: hot chocolate, please.

barista: oh it’s perfect for a day like this isn’t it?

me: yes =)

barista: not a coffee drinker are you?

me: try something difference.

[3 minutes later]

barista: tall hot chocolate! have a great day.

me: thank you.

Posted on 30th Sep at 2:37 PM, with 5,121 notes

zootedboy:

*chillin wit my smart hoe*

me: bae whats the temperature of the sun?

her: 10 million degrees

me: ur so sexy when u know things

Posted on 29th Sep at 10:34 PM, with 21,825 notes
robemmy:

And why haven’t we arrested him yet?

robemmy:

And why haven’t we arrested him yet?

Posted on 29th Sep at 10:31 PM, with 56,622 notes
psa

thatonelesbiangirl:

co8alt-thief:

if you spell skeletons backwards it still spells skeletons

Man I can’t wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks

Posted on 29th Sep at 10:07 PM, with 34,677 notes

megachikorita:

some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot

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